Need To Vent? Take A Spelling Test!

November 1, 2012

9:53am

Excuse me, but did you say a spelling...er...test?

Yes. I. Did. Jay took a spelling test today. He gets one every Friday for the words of the week. Well, the kid was driving me nuts, as usual. So, as I was reading the words out loud for him to write, I used them in sentences that formed a story, of sorts. I'll type it exactly how I said it.

"You. You. You and your sister are driving me insane! You. You.

Tube. Tube. I want to stuff the two of you in a tube, and ship you off to Abu Dhabi. Tube. Tube.

Cute. Cute. You think you're cute, but you're really not. Cute. Cute.

Use. Use. You two just use me up, Bill Withers style. Use. Use.

Blue. Blue. It's no wonder why I scream and shout until I am  blue in the face. Blue. Blue.

Box. Box. I might just stuff myself in a box, and mail myself off to Abu Dhabi. Box. Box.

Fox. Fox. Sometimes, I just want to run, run, run away from you two like a fox. Fox. Fox.

Ax. Ax. I need to grab an ax and chop some wood out back to relieve some of this stress. Ax. Ax.

X-ray. X-ray. You two need an X-ray, because I think you both lost your minds. X-ray. X-ray.

Fix. Fix. I really wish I could fix you, but I think it's my attitude that needs fixing. Fix. Fix.

Love. Love. Because after all is said and done, I really do love you guys. Love. Love.

Your. Your. You're my babies, and I'm your mommy. Your. Your."

By the time I reached the tenth word, I began to feel better. Please feel free to use this method. Not only is it a reliever, your kids will learn some words at the same time. *Lol*

I'm a sick person. You don't have to tell me...